Apparently some friends of mine are planning a grand-scale assault on the internet search-engines, with the intent on finding this very website. Part of me feels honored, yet another part hopes they're currently busy with excessive alcohol consumption, henceforth having destroyed the braincells that should remember their evil plan by morning. Still, to be safe, I'm now sitting in front of my computer at 03.30 in the morning (!),'cleaning house' because I'm expecting company.
So, if any of you manages to stumble on this site and is still determined to read something of mine, below are the stories that don't completely suck. The top five are short stories (basic fluff with a minimal amount of plot, but perhaps the best thing to read if you're only interested in a sample of my writings). The others are longer with more plot, but if you're not planning to read the whole thing, I'd suggest you stick with a one-shot. And at the bottom there's one of my 'attempts' at making a comic.
Yes, I was bored that week.
And in case you haven't noticed yet, I write Harry Potter fanfiction. If you wonder why:
A. It's fun.
B. It's
so much easier not having to create your own characters and surrounding universe
and being able to break the laws of physics and general reason every now and then.
C. It's fun.
D. Did I mention that I think it's fun?
And could you please be so kind as to leave a review, or at least a message, after you've read something? It would be greatly appreciated.
Got to go to sleep now. Will alter possible spelling-errors by morning. *yawns*
Fics that don't suck (too much)A Wish Fulfilled Summary: Hermione Granger is a smart girl, a smart girl who doesn’t believe in wishes. Wishes haven’t been scientifically or magically proven and personal experience tells her they don’t work. Yes, Hermione is a smart girl, but she doesn’t know everything ...
pairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17 (PWP)
A Late Night DeliveryPairing: Hermione/Fanon Blaise
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Summary: Hermione wanted to know what it was like to be in love. She wanted to experience sex, tenderness and intimacy; even if it was only for a little while... and even if she had to pay someone to feign it. (Blaise/Hermione)
Educating DracoPairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 2
Summary: After accidentally hearing Hermione getting herself off in the shower, Draco realises that he isn’t the only one pretending to be something he isn’t.
Sisterly LovePairing: Narcissa/Bellatrix
Rating: R
Chapters: 1
Summary: She was her sister; the same blood ran through their veins. Bellatrix was her love, her life, her very being; she could never be replaced, not by any man.
Melting The IcePairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 1
Summary: Draco and Hermione find themselves stuck on the Antarctic after an accident in Apparating. They need a way to get through the night without freezing to death... which calls for desperate measures.
Why Draco Should Not Be Using TamponsPairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 14
Summary: Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. Will this week turn out to be as horrible as it sounds? Probably, but you’ll have to read to find out.
Trials of Affliction and Light SleepingPairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 16
Summary: Draco discovers that he is part Veela. The odd thing is that Veelas are only supposed to be female. This little fact wouldn’t be bound to bring along some peculiar side effects during mating season, now would it?
The Homerun BluesPairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 11
Summary: When Draco slips Hermione a potion for a laugh, a potion with a crucial footnote he neglected to read while making it, he must suffer the consequences of his actions...
Patented Daydream CharmsPairing: Draco/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Chapters: 9
Summary: It had been one of the most wonderful, exciting experiences of her life, yet Hermione was upset. She didn’t understand... How could... It didn’t make any... It’s just...
Why did the fantasy-lover in her Patented Daydream Charm look like Draco Malfoy?!Draco/Hermione comic:
ComicEdit: I tried fixing the problems with the links. Thy worked for me either way, so if they're still not working, let me know, 'kay?